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1/01/2024

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5 comments:

Lance said...

Thank you Tom for the excellent write up Tom, and your assistance after the race.
Lance

Grandview Yacht Club said...

You are more than welcome Lance, although I think all I did was provide moral support. Thanks for your efforts to recruit a prospective sailor!

Lance Snider said...
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Dianne said...

Thank you, Tom for always keeping it fun! To add to Lance’s joke…here are a couple to share at the next second mark:
How do you make sailors look younger? Boat-tox.
What do sailors eat for breakfast? Boatmeal.
Why was the sailor broke? The captain docked his pay.
How do retired sailors greet each other? Long time no sea.
What do you call a sail with only 2 corners? I haven’t got a clew.

Dianne said...

Thank you, Tom for always keeping things fun. Shout out to Lance for his second mark comedy! A couple more for next time:
How do you make sailors look younger? Boat-tox.
What do sailors eat for breakfast? Boatmeal.
Why was the sailor broke? The captain docked his pay.
How do retired sailors greet each other? Long time no sea.
What do you call a sail with only 2 corners? I haven’t got a clew.

See you next weekend!